Life in a Supermarket Basket
Life in a Supermarket Basket
Paperback or Hardcover, personally autographed versions.
Re-edited and re-formatted 2nd edition, released on December 10, 2022.
Paperback size: 5.25 x 8, glossy cover, 300 pages.
Hardcover size: 5.50 x 8.5, matte cover, 265 pages.
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Vincent fidgeted as he waited in the ten-items-or-less lane, for he clearly had more than ten items in his dainty, little basket. As the line of impatient shoppers grew, he was sure he’d be publicly humiliated for the sin of supermarket disobedience. The practice of stoning would resurface, only frozen Cornish-hens would be launched at his large frame instead of stones. If only he knew within a few minutes he’d be visiting the afterlife after being hit by a car, he would’ve checked his minor anxiety attack at the customer service counter.
As Vincent’s spirit rose above the mayhem, so too, did each of his purchased items, as each of them triggered a remarkable and occasionally embarrassing memory of his past. He was forced to examine his current state of unhappiness as he awaited answers to the lingering questions: Would his life end in the parking lot of his favorite grocer? Would he be accurate in the belief that heaven was non-existent?
5 STAR REVIEWS ON AMAZON
"This author is a genuine storyteller; each chapter of Vincent's life stood as its own complete and well-rounded plot. The clever, dry wit and self-deprecating tone made Vincent very relatable, and you'll easily find yourself laughing and crying as his most embarrassing and touching moments are replayed for you to enjoy. I am definitely expecting many more great stories from this author in the future."
"I don't think I have read a book with an outline quite like this. Mr. Evanichko came up with such a smart, fun and unique way to incorporate a mans life flashing before his eyes with random items in his shopping bag. I couldn't put the book down...I wanted to find out what each item represented in his life. That is a sign of a true author. I look forward to the next book! Bravo!"
"It's like nothing I've ever read before, a "food anthology" of sorts, with groceries inspiring memories of significant life events in a young man named Vince who is dying in a parking lot after being hit by a car during a high-speed police chase."